Hi! My name is Callie. I’m a seven-month-old Golden Retriever. Usually Fred is writing about me, but he’s traveling for a few days and he asked me to share some doggie secrets with you. So, off the record, I thought I’d tell you ten things that your dog probably won’t tell you. Here we go!
1. I chewed a hole in the leather sofa today.
2. That expensive dog food you’re buying for me tastes great, but the cheap stuff would be healthier for me.
3. I can tell you like the cat better than you like me.
4. The pet-sitter lets me pee on your backyard grass.
5. The $.25 puppy treats you get me are way better than the $1.50 ones.
6. You don’t really have to buy me Christmas presents.
7. I really feel stupid wearing that pair of doggles (doggie-goggles) you bought me.
8. When I snuggle with you on your bed, I’m pretending that you’re a really sexy black lab.
9. You just think you’re the alpha animal around here. Who’s giving whom everything they need?
10. There’s a little surprise for you in the middle of the kitchen floor.
This was fun. I hope Fred lets me do it again sometime!
Bye,
Callie
